|Known aliases:||Uncle Meat|
|Portrayed By:||Howard Hesseman|
|First Appearance:||Halloween II|
Uncle Meat was an aging hippie and the proprietor of Uncle Meat's Java Hole in Haddonfield, Illinois. His place of business was both a coffee shop and a vintage record store. Uncle Meat employed three young women who worked for him; Laurie Strode, Mya Rockwell and Harley David. Meat enjoyed having the girls around and didn't hold back when it came to expressing his renegade social views.